February 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(406): i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
“I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for...”
– Ellen DeGeneres (via psitsheather) (via fuckyeahellendegeneres)
January 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(519): duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
“Let’s just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze...”
– J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via tvlanddryspell) (via hmrichar)
This is in my top 5 favourite books, I just like it.
On a cold, rainy day.
Amir: this is my favorite weather
Jake: stop
txtsfrmlstnght:
(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
“I thought lovers were warriors against the world, not each other.”
– Dear Old Love: The Good Fight (via killa-am)
“The girl is infectious human waste, and she’s confused and afraid to commit to...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via yerawizardharry) (via warnthesun)
Did you know?
warnthesun:
longlivethequeen:yerawizardharry:everythingharrypotter:laksjdhfg09:
That Harry Potter breaks his glasses 7 times in total in all the books? (once every year)
Hermione Granger’s middle name was changed from “Jane” to “Jean” to avoid sharing a middle name with Umbridge?
That Aberforth Dumbledore once made newspaper headlines for practicing illegal charms on goats?
St Mungo’s...
“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever...”
– Steve Jobs (via killa-am)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(612): how drunk are you? (952): What does that even mean anymore?
