gone gone gone..
therealjess: txtsfrmlstnght: (802): I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends. aw, ya.. most appropriate tag yet ms. jess
txtsfrmlstnght: (321): When I told my boss I’m using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me. i would be this boss. minus the wink. well… depends on who it was.
DO STRAWBERRIES AND NUTELLA TASTE GOOD TOGETHER?
(via versusversace) strawberries are good nutella is good they’d be great together
arrowsandaccolades: Lacrosse is Canada’s national sport, not hockey.
my damage control from thursday night has lasted...
txtsfrmlstnght: (610): You’re the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I’m ok.
txtsfrmlstnght: (856): Stalkers don’t have time for showers…it’s a full time job.
txtsfrmlstnght: (908): the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence… i think gods trying to keep me from being a father (973): i think girls just don’t want to fuck you.
I keep on playin our favorite song I turn it up while you’re gone It’s all i got when you’re in my head and you’re in my head so i need it
Makes perfect sense.
therealjess: txtsfrmlstnght: (760): I just had a librarian tell me that “wikipedia is like sex” (760): When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. “you’re going to do it either way, so I’m just going to tell you how to do it safely.”.
killa-am: 1. Stealth Abs When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat. This isn’t a beer belly, it’s my stealth abs. I just needed to avoid attracting too many ladies with my well defined stomach.